Cain's border
December 12, 2011
Mr. Cain is running for President. In an interview in front of his house, reporters ask him questions.
Reporter: what is your policy on illegal immigrants?
Mr. Cain: I want to build an electric fence with a sign—“if you walk across the fence, you will be shocked to dead!” However, no one support my electric-fence idea as much as my wife.
Reporter: Why does your wife love your electric-fence idea very much?
Mr. Cain: Because I had affairs with many women in the past, now my wife has built electric fence around the house, with a warning sign for me — ‘if I walk across the fence, I will be shocked to dead.’
Reporter: And why do you stop your campaign?
Mr. Cain: Because I can't walk across this high voltage fence!
Meanwhile, a group of Cain’s women who haven’t seen him for a while come and yell calling him in front of his house.
Women: Mr. Cain, come out here, we are waiting for you.
Mr. Cain yells responding: No, I Cain’t.
Women: Yes, you Cain.
Mr. Cain: No, I Cain’t!
Reporter: Mr. Cain, would your wife shut down the electric sometime to let you go out and buy some food?
Mr. Cain: No! But don’t worry because now I learn how to grow some vegetables on my backyard and I will be the first American farm boy.
Reporter: Can you? That’s the hard work!
Mr. Cain: Yes, I Cain.
Reporter: what kind of vegetable have you grown the most on your backyard?
Mr. Cain: Ginger.