ÿþ<html> <head><title>Half-Lady Lisa, a transgender author</title> <META name="description" content="Books by Half-Lady Lisa"> <META name="keywords" content="Half-Lady Lisa, halfladylisa, Midnight Life in Chinatown, Thai tranny tales, The Dark-Side of American Politics, politics, short story, humor, dog talks, The complications of love, The psychological & social barriers behind the sexual secrets of straight men, fiction, non-fiction, transgender, shemale, transsexual, Chinatown Boston, mysuperhot, escort, prostitute, gender study, gender studies, straight, men, male, immigration, illegal immigrant, politician, gay marriage, Massachusetts, transgendered books, transgender book, transgender fiction books, crossdressing books, Lisa Berry, Lisa Boston, books online, books, transgender stories, transgendered story, transgender book reviews, transgender book review, ts book, ts books, transvestite books, transvestite book, transformation books, transformation book, transsexual book, transsexual books, men health, men sexuality, sex, sex books, sex book, kinky sex, sex stories, transgender articles, transgender article, marriage and divorce, sex addiction, psychologist, psychologists, transgender psychologists, transgender psychologist, alyson, advocate magazine, eros, gay books, gay book, transgender novels, transgendered novels, transgender novel, transgender books"> <META name="abstract" content="Half-Lady Lisa is an intelligent and witty writer, her stories are entertaining and compelling. Check out her books, another fun and unusual idea by Half-Lady Lisa, at halfladylisa.com"> </head> <body bgcolor="white"> <table bgcolor="white" width="900" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center"> <tr> <td align="left"> <br><br> <h1>To be good Catholics </h1> by Half-Lady Lisa <br><br> <font face="arial"> <br>January 20, 2015 </font> <br> <br> <br> <font face="arial"> Mick meets John one night in a nightclub. <br> <br> <strong>Mick:</strong> I m so surprised to meet you here today. <br> <br> <strong>John:</strong> I m here tonight to proof that I am a good catholic. <br> <br> <strong>Mick:</strong> In nightclub? I don t see anything here relevant to any religion. Explain to me, my friend. <br> <br> <strong>John:</strong> People come here to hook up with women, have sex and have kids. <br> <br> <strong>Mick:</strong> You already have two boys, right? <br> <br> <strong>John:</strong> That s not enough kids to be a good Catholic. I need more kids. <br> <br> <strong>Mick:</strong> No, John. You misunderstood. Pope said that to be a good catholic, you don t have to breed like rabbits, but to be good responsible parents that s the right thing. I think, you have enough kids so you should go home to take good care of your kids. </font> <br> <br> <img src="good_catholics1.jpg" border="0"> <br> <br> <font face="arial"> <strong>Mick:</strong> No, John! Stop behaving like rabbits. Oh God! I think now we can t go anywhere else. It seems like we get stuck in a rabbit farm. There are so many rabbits here. </font> <br><br><br> <a href="index.html"><font color="620460"><h1>Back to Homepage</h1></font></a> <br><br><br><br> </td> </tr> </table> </body> </html>