ÿþ<html> <head><title>Half-Lady Lisa, a transgender author</title> <META name="description" content="Books by Half-Lady Lisa"> <META name="keywords" content="books, Half-Lady Lisa, halfladylisa, Midnight Life in Chinatown, Thai tranny tales, The Dark-Side of American Politics, politics, short story, humor, dog talks, The complications of love, The psychological & social barriers behind the sexual secrets of straight men, fiction, non-fiction, transgender, shemale, transsexual, Chinatown Boston, mysuperhot, escort, prostitute, gender study, gender studies, straight, men, male, immigration, illegal immigrant, politician, gay marriage, Massachusetts, transgendered books, transgender book, transgender fiction books, crossdressing books, Lisa Berry, Lisa Boston, books online, books, transgender stories, transgendered story, transgender book reviews, transgender book review, ts book, ts books, transvestite books, transvestite book, transformation books, transformation book, transsexual book, transsexual books, men health, men sexuality, sex, sex books, sex book, kinky sex, sex stories, transgender articles, transgender article, marriage and divorce, sex addiction, psychologist, psychologists, transgender psychologists, transgender psychologist, alyson, advocate magazine, eros, gay books, gay book, transgender novels, transgendered novels, transgender novel, transgender books"> <META name="abstract" content="Half-Lady Lisa is an intelligent and witty writer, her stories are entertaining and compelling. Check out her books, another fun and unusual idea by Half-Lady Lisa, at halfladylisa.com"> </head> <body bgcolor="white"> <table bgcolor="white" width="900" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center"> <tr> <td align="left"> <h1>Doctor--it's the wrong hole!</h1> <br>January 8, 2012 <br> <br> <img src="wrong_hole1.jpg" border="3"> <br> <br> <font face="arial"> Andy and Marie come to visit Doctor Richard, a plastic surgeon, in his office. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> What can I help you with today? <br> <br> <strong>Andy:</strong> Our sex life isn t fun anymore, unlike when we were first married. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> Explain to me, what is it like today? <br> <br> <strong>Andy:</strong> When we were first married, we enjoyed having sex together very much. She was the best; I always felt that I was entering a tight, tight passageway, obtaining a full feeling like an earthworm that crawls underground, fit and tight. Now that feeling is gone. Everything seems to be loose, like walking thru a wide tunnel. Even though, she has tried different positions to help me, it doesn t work. <br> <br> Marie is tearful while listening to her husband. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> Umm, I understand. How long both of you have been married? <br> <br> <strong>Andy:</strong> We have been married for five years. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> How many kids do you have? <br> <br> <strong>Andy:</strong> We have three kids, Doctor. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> That s why. It should be the right time to do plastic surgery. Okay, now follow me to the operation room. <br> <br> Andy follows close behind the doctor. <br> <br> <strong>Doctor Richard:</strong> Oh, no! no! Andy, you wait here. I meant for your wife to follow me to the operation room. I will repair her vagina to be tighter; to bring back your sex life. <br> <br> <strong>Andy:</strong> Doctor, you misunderstood. My wife s pussy is fine but what s loose is my "ass". <br> <br> <br> <img src="wrong_hole2.jpg" border="3"> </font> <br><br><br> <a href="index.html"><font color="620460"><h1>Back to Homepage</h1></font></a> <br><br><br><br> </td> </tr> </table> </body> </html>